Friday, October 24th- X Marks the Spot!

After me and my Pirate friend Bob and Captain  Cranky sailed off into the oceans to only rob a gross, nasty, and rude pirate ship. We discover a treasure map that they were hiding in their rat filled rooms.
Unfortunately, their ship was awful and crummy so we only wanted the treasure map and we fled back to our nice and roomy ship.
"Aye! Is that 'er land that I see?" Said Captain Cranky
"Oy! It is sir!" Pirate Bob said.
As Pirate Bob climbs to the crows nest, but you see, Bob is really clumsy.
"Don't fall down!"
As I said that, Bob falls off and onto the mat.
"Oof!" Bob said as he landed.
"Ay! Get up! Stop bein' stupid, and get ye' butt up there!" Captain Cranky said.
"On it sier!"
"Oy! There is the land!"
As we all get closer to the land, it is just a flat beach. And there was a big red "X" on the shore.
"So I guess this is where we start digging eh?"
As we dug up the treasure, it didn't turn out as it seemed.
The treasure was dog food....